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Mary, can we be real for a moment? 00:00:45.128 - 00:00:48.006
A woman like you deserves anything she wants. 00:00:48.090 - 00:00:51.718
And what you want is me, as your date to the Spring Fling. 00:00:51.802 - 00:00:56.014
-It's okay, you don't even have to ask. -I'd rather choke to death. 00:00:56.098 - 00:00:59.560
[bangs] 00:00:59.643 - 00:01:00.769
Huh. Your loss. 00:01:00.852 - 00:01:02.729
Hmm! 00:01:03.397 - 00:01:04.481
-Darcy. -[door bangs] 00:01:05.023 - 00:01:06.024
[bangs] 00:01:10.028 - 00:01:11.405
[coughs] 00:01:12.531 - 00:01:13.699
-[thumps] -[sighs] 00:01:15.158 - 00:01:16.159
-Well, I've asked out every single girl. -They all said no? 00:01:16.243 - 00:01:19.329
Of course not. I got a few "as ifs." A couple "not in a million years." 00:01:19.413 - 00:01:23.750
One actually gagged. I took that as a "not interested." 00:01:23.834 - 00:01:27.087
You actually asked out every girl in school? 00:01:27.170 - 00:01:29.840
Nope! Saved Claire for you, buddy. I didn't wanna promblock you. 00:01:29.923 - 00:01:34.177
-Thanks. -You haven't asked her yet, have you? 00:01:34.261 - 00:01:36.513
I'm working up to it, okay? 00:01:36.596 - 00:01:38.140
Oh, is that what they're calling "wussing out"? 00:01:38.223 - 00:01:40.309
Hey, I'm just waiting for my moment. 00:01:40.392 - 00:01:42.477