| You are going to jail, sir. |
00:01:11.822 - 00:01:13.322 |
| For what? For going
to the bathroom? |
00:01:13.323 - 00:01:15.199 |
| I couldn't hold it. |
00:01:15.200 - 00:01:16.784 |
| It's a federal violation to
smoke in an airplane lavatory. |
00:01:16.785 - 00:01:20.162 |
| As it should be. It's
a disgusting habit. |
00:01:20.163 - 00:01:21.747 |
| There were two of us
who witnessed it. |
00:01:21.748 - 00:01:24.208 |
| It's your word against ours. |
00:01:24.209 - 00:01:25.626 |
| Come on... |
00:01:25.627 - 00:01:26.794 |
| Beth. |
00:01:26.795 - 00:01:28.838 |
| You're so agitated. |
00:01:28.839 - 00:01:31.090 |
| You're not really going
to arrest me, are you? |
00:01:31.091 - 00:01:34.319 |
| I am. |
00:01:34.803 - 00:01:36.950 |
| Excuse me. |
00:01:51.361 - 00:01:52.928 |
| Yes? |
00:01:53.822 - 00:01:55.114 |
| - Can you tell me your name, please?
- I can't help you, sir. |
00:01:55.115 - 00:01:57.325 |
| Look, I'm not a
criminal, all right? |
00:01:57.326 - 00:01:58.784 |
| I'm just going through a lot
of hard shit right now. |
00:01:58.785 - 00:02:01.763 |
| It's Janice. |
00:02:06.251 - 00:02:07.668 |
| It's very nice to meet you, Janice. |
00:02:07.669 - 00:02:09.942 |
| I only ask because when
I tell this story, |
00:02:10.714 - 00:02:12.590 |
| I'm gonna want to know which one
was the mean-ass flight attendant |
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