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Okay, it's 2:30 00:00:00.601 - 00:00:02.347
on a Wednesday, Philadelphia, PA. 00:00:02.348 - 00:00:05.146
Hello, America. 00:00:05.147 - 00:00:06.535
Mac here with another installment of Project Bad ass. 00:00:06.536 - 00:00:09.551
As you can see, the ramp is about 40 feet down there. 00:00:09.810 - 00:00:13.857
I will now light the pyrotechnics... which are 00:00:13.938 - 00:00:18.332
attached at the arms and back and all over my pants. 00:00:18.333 - 00:00:22.285
'Cause I know what it means Totally and completely badass. 00:00:22.286 - 00:00:24.870
Here we go. 00:00:24.871 - 00:00:26.107
Three, two, one... 00:00:26.272 - 00:00:30.084
- Oh, Jesus. - You see what I was going for, right? 00:00:36.461 - 00:00:39.289
- How badass is that? - You know what, man? 00:00:39.290 - 00:00:41.420
I actually found that to be pretty goddamn entertaing. 00:00:41.421 - 00:00:43.264
- Yeah, dude. - I got to be honest with you. 00:00:43.265 - 00:00:44.616
- Now you have some more of those? - Oh, man, I got a shitload of those. 00:00:44.617 - 00:00:46.733
Yeah. I've been working my ass off on these videos. 00:00:46.734 - 00:00:48.341
Now has Charlie seen these? I bet he would love 'em. 00:00:48.342 - 00:00:50.273
Yeah, I showed it to him. 00:00:50.274 - 00:00:51.423
He acted like he liked it... in fact he even asked me to keep 00:00:51.424 - 00:00:54.223
one of the videocassettes for multiple views... 00:00:54.224 - 00:00:56.345
and then when I wasn't around, I saw him smashing one. 00:00:56.346 - 00:00:58.548