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"It's laughter we're after"? 00:00:02.288 - 00:00:04.257
That's the best college boy could come up with? 00:00:04.366 - 00:00:06.649
No, no, no. 00:00:06.734 - 00:00:07.765
I can do better. Okay. Okay. 00:00:07.850 - 00:00:09.414
How about, "Making kids laugh 00:00:09.499 - 00:00:11.157
"is the contractual responsibility of our staff"? 00:00:11.242 - 00:00:13.571
Ah? 00:00:13.656 - 00:00:14.751
I got a better one for ya, four eyes. How about this? 00:00:14.836 - 00:00:17.320
"Laughter lights up your life 00:00:17.455 - 00:00:18.747
"like an oxyacetylene blowtorch 00:00:18.832 - 00:00:20.726
with a multi-flame tip." Ow! 00:00:20.811 - 00:00:22.649
- Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:00:22.758 - 00:00:24.616
Mom, you didn't need to drive me. I could've walked. 00:00:25.106 - 00:00:27.523
I wanted to make sure your second day 00:00:27.608 - 00:00:28.937
started better than your first. 00:00:29.021 - 00:00:30.087
I know, but I get it I get it.. 00:00:30.171 - 00:00:31.594
- It-It's okay. - Just hold on a second. Here we go. 00:00:31.717 - 00:00:33.532
Stop! Mom... 00:00:33.616 - 00:00:34.540
- That's my little baby behemoth. - Stop. 00:00:34.625 - 00:00:36.744
I've got a plan. Comedy class on my lunch breaks, 00:00:36.828 - 00:00:39.148
and I'm gonna get on that Laugh Floor. 00:00:39.233 - 00:00:40.718