So l move into the centre lane... |
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...l get ahead of this woman who felt,
for some reason, l'd cut her off. |
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So she pulls up alongside of me,
gives me the finger. |
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lt seems like such an arbitrary,
ridiculous thing... |
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...to just pick a finger
and you show it to the person. |
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lt's a finger. What does it mean? |
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Someone shows me
one of their fingers... |
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...and l'm supposed to feel bad. |
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ls that the way it's supposed to work?
l mean... |
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...you could just give someone
the toe, really, couldn't you? |
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l would feel worse if l got the toe
than if l got the finger. |
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lt's not easy to give the toe. |
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You gotta get the shoe off, the sock off
and drive, get it up in the-- |
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'' Look at that toe, buddy.'' |
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l mean, that's really insulting,
to get the toe, isn't it? |
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That it? l've got the Q-Tips,
got the mini-umbrella. |
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Something boring to read
on the plane. |
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That's it. |
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Done. |
00:01:13.694 - 00:01:14.974 |
That is the single greatest packing
performance l have ever seen. |
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l am the master packer. |
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