Well, you got no place to go. |
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I'll tell you what your problem is:
you brought your queen out too fast. |
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What do you think? She's one of these feminists
looking to get out of the house? |
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No, the queen is old fashioned.
Likes to stay home, cook. |
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Take care of her man.
Make sure he feels good. |
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Checkmate. |
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I don't think we should see each other any more. |
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Shut up! Shut up! You stupid mutt. |
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And you broke up with her
'cuz she beat you at chess? |
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That's pretty sick. |
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I don't see how I could perform sexually
in a situation after something like that. |
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I was completely emasculated. |
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Anyway, it's not the only reason.
Yeah, what else? |
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All right. You wanna know
what one of her favorite expressions is? |
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Happy, Pappy? |
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Happy, Pappy? What does that mean? |
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Like if she wants to know if I'm pleased
with something, she'll say, "Happy, Pappy?" |
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Oh, you're "Pappy".
I'm "Pappy".
Oh, I get it. |
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So that's not so bad.
Oh, come on. What, are you kidding? |
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So tell her not to say it. |
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I'm much more comfortable
criticizing people behind there backs. |
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